He rides up and brandishes a great big loaf of bread at you.
- Surrender[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Run away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Threaten him right back[Intimidatin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
- Offer him infinite bread[Outfoxin'3]
gain hard loaf
+ 20 - 22 XP - Frighten him away[Hornswogglin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
Fight him | |
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Bad guys | a big tough bandit |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | hard loaf |
A ranting, flailing man that has just burst out of the woods and is running straight for you. He's wearing a strange dome-shaped metal hat, which bristles with wires and odd protrusions that crackle intermittently with bright blue sparks.
He seems... upset?
- Cringe[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Get the heck away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Frighten him off[Intimidatin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
- Try to calm him down and examine his hat[Outfoxin'3]
gain crazy electric helmet (optional with Crazy Pete)
+ 20 - 22 XP - Trick him into taking off the hat[Hornswogglin'3]
gain crazy electric helmet (optional with Crazy Pete
+ 20 - 22 XP
Fight this crazy guy | |
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Bad guys | a strangely-helmeted lunatic |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | crazy electric helmet |
A bandit steps out of the bushes at the side of the road. He's pretty raggedy, but also extremely burly -- like a scarecrow stuffed with footballs. He hefts a pistol that could be described as a "hand cannon" without getting metaphorical.
Gimme yer dough. Uh, or else.
- Surrender[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Run away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Intimidate him[Intimidatin'3]
gain 40 - 50 meat
+ intimidating sixgun
+20 - 22 XP - Scold him[Outfoxin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
- Hornswoggle him[Hornswogglin'3]
gain 40 - 50 meat
+ 20 - 22 XP - Do you know who I am? [Breadwoodreputation]
gain 40 - 50 meat
+ intimidating sixgun
+30 - 32 XP
Fight him | |
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Bad guys | a Breadwood highwayman |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | intimidating sixgun |
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Everything except the racing of your pulse, that is, because you've stumbled across a horrifying ungulith!
- Bow before it[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Escape![DarkHorse]
continue travel
Attack! | |
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Bad guys | an ungulith |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | ungulith horn 1-2 of menudo geode |
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Three electrified cow skulls float out of the woods and surround you.
- Hide under <horsename>[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Bolt away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
Attack them | |
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Bad guys | an electrified cow skull an electrified cow skull an electrified cow skull |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | cow fangs 1 of infernal soul fragment |
- Try to communicate with it[noGoblintongue]
gain moon bits
+ 20 - 22 XP - Have Gary deal with it[Gary]
gain moon bits
+ 30 - 32 XP - Take their moon rocks[Intimidatin'3]
gain moon bits
+ 20 - 22 XP - Educate the goblin[Outfoxin'3]
gain moon bits
+ 20 - 22 XP - Sell them some more "moon rocks"[Hornswogglin'3]
gain 18 - 28 meat
+ 20 - 22 XP - Leave it alone
continue travel
Attack the goblin | |
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Bad guys | a goblin moon weirdo |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | moon bits |
- Leave the goblin be[noDarkHorse]
continue travel
- Ride away quickly[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Have Gary deal with it[Gary]
gain 30 - 32 XP
- Intimidate them[Intimidatin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
- Make a suggestion[Outfoxin'3]
gain kitchen pants
+ 20 - 22 XP - Trick them out of their lumps[Hornswogglin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
Attack the goblin | |
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Bad guys | a goblin chef |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | kitchen pants |
- Talk to them[Goblintongue]
unlock Breadwood
+ conversation continues - Ride away[noGoblintongue]
continue travel
- Have Gary deal with it[Gary]
gain 30 - 32 XP
- Threaten them[Intimidatin'3]
gain Breadwood cheat sheet
+20 - 22 XP - Teach them some new swears[Outfoxin'3]
gain Breadwood cheat sheet
+ 20 - 22 XP - Teach them some fake swears[Hornswogglin'3]
gain Breadwood cheat sheet
+ 20 - 22 XP - Leave the goblin be
continue travel
Attack the goblin | |
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Bad guys | a foul-mouthed goblin |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | Breadwood cheat sheet |
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- Surrender[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Run away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Intimidate them[Intimidatin'3]
gain coccyx with a hole in it
+ 20 - 22 XP - Outfox them[Outfoxin'3]
gain coccyx with a hole in it
+ 20 - 22 XP - Hornswoggle them[Hornswogglin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
Fight him/her | |
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Bad guys | a shot-to-Hell skeleton |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | coccyx with a hole in it 2 - 3 skull chips |
∗
- Surrender[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Run away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Scare it away[Intimidatin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
- Bust out some science[Outfoxin'3]
gain vibrating scapula
+ 20 - 22 XP - Lasso that sucker[Hornswogglin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
Fight 'em | |
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Bad guys | an electrified skeleton |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | vibrating scapula |
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Off in the distance, you see a skeleton with a rifle. It looks like he/she's lining up another shot.
- Insult his/her shooting[Intimidatin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
- Challenge his/her abilities[Outfoxin'3]
gain 20 - 22 XP
- Duck and weave[Hornswogglin'3]
gain antique rangefinder
+ 20 - 22 XP - Run away
continue travel
Fight 'em | |
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Bad guys | a skeletal rifleman |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | antique rangefinder |
- Surrender[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Run away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Give him the bottle of ghost whiskey[bottle of ghost whiskey]
gain ghost ring
Fight it | |
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Bad guys | a drunk ghost |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | bit of ectoplasm |
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When you stop to watch what happens, they both turn to look at you. Whoops.
- Surrender[noDarkHorse]
gain Angry
- Run away[DarkHorse]
continue travel
Fight them | |
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Bad guys | a skeletal rifleman a skeletal rifleman |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | 2-3 of skeleton bone 50% chance of gold tooth |
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... Wait, that wouldn't work at all, would it?
- Whistle for <horsename>[DarkHorse]
continue travel
- Surrender
gain Angry
Fight it anyway | |
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Bad guys | an electrified snake |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | 1-2 of snake liver |
Venom: 2 - 3 | |
Skins | electric snakeskin |
∗
- Leave it alone
continue travel
Approach it | |
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Bad guys | an El Vibrato construct |
XP (kill) | 30 - 32 |
Drops | 2 - 3 El Vibrato scraps 30% chance of El Vibrato battery 20% chance of El Vibrato keystone |